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Fuzzle · von **Fuzzle** » Do 05 Mai, 2011 21:44

I'm trying. :cry:

... don't you cry no more. *humming*

Victor Krum · von **Victor Krum** » Fr 06 Mai, 2011 22:00

So everyone's still alive and I can stop the murder investigations?

Fuzzle · von **Fuzzle** » Fr 06 Mai, 2011 22:55

If you want to continue your investigation, we could provide you with a corpse ... :angel:

Victor Krum · von **Victor Krum** » Fr 06 Mai, 2011 22:57

Which corpse should that be? Do you have any unresolved crime cases?

Fuzzle · von **Fuzzle** » Fr 06 Mai, 2011 23:01

Actually, there is no corpse yet. You may take your pick.

Victor Krum · von **Victor Krum** » Fr 06 Mai, 2011 23:05

Well, in that case... I will pretend I haven't heard anything corpse related and you won't kill anyone - I think we would be in a bit of trouble if a corpse were to show up in our forums.

Fuzzle · von **Fuzzle** » Fr 06 Mai, 2011 23:21

Are you sure? I promise I won't kill anyone ... I would merely witness a terrible accident. :oops:

Victor Krum · von **Victor Krum** » Fr 06 Mai, 2011 23:26

I've more than enough from those excuses - "I won't kill anyone, the Basilisk will do the job" or "They ran directly into my killing curses, it was a accident". No more corpes around here, that is always a big bunch of paper work!

Horcrux · von **Horcrux** » Fr 06 Mai, 2011 23:51

Fuzzle is innocent (in a very strange way).
It was Ripper - yes, after all this time. Always! He murdered ... himself?! :shock:

Victor Krum · von **Victor Krum** » Sa 07 Mai, 2011 00:02

That's strange. Ripper appears to be very alive to me, he talked to me just a few hours ago. Was that a zombie?

Horcrux · von **Horcrux** » Sa 07 Mai, 2011 00:09

You should exorcise him! I think he's possessed by a demon or even worse - perish the thought - a Hufflepuff! :shock:

Fuzzle · von **Fuzzle** » Sa 07 Mai, 2011 00:11

We shouldn't jump to conclusions. Maybe he just faked his own death to watch people cry at the funeral. :oops:

Horcrux · von **Horcrux** » Sa 07 Mai, 2011 00:17

Do you mean Ripper is a Peeping Tom?! :shock:

Victor Krum · von **Victor Krum** » Sa 07 Mai, 2011 01:18

Why should he talk to me if he faked his own death? He couldn't see me crying at his funeral!

Dáirine · von **Dáirine** » Sa 07 Mai, 2011 07:20

Maybe you are the one he wants to confuse with all this dying stuff...